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Me: I’m not sure I’m into this Caleb/Caduceus thing
Liam: I’m going to go find Caduceus [while Fjord is with Avantika]
Caduceus: Heyyyy. Mister Caleb. :)

Me: O H
Caleb: *gives Caduceus Molly’s periapt*
Me: OH NO
Caduceus: “I think the world is shaping you into something important, and I want to make sure you get to where you need to be.”
Me, sobbing uncontrollably: OH NOOOOO
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“Even when we’re not the best people, I think we’re still moving towards something good and worthwhile.”
I hope Caleb spends a bunch of time with Caduceus, bc I think he needs to hear everything Caduceus is laying out tonight.
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BEAU PETTING THE OWL I CANNOT

(I found the gif here, guys, I did not make it)
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“Heyyy, Nott, have you ever kissed a boy?”
oh nooo last week’s “kiss” is going to have been Jester’s first
Meanwhile:

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Liam: “I’m real smart. In game. Just in game.”
Taliesin: “Lording that rap battle over me.”
aslkjdfsalkjsdlkjsda
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Orly can use gem-dust tattoos to help the recipient change something about themself. Is this the solution to Nott’s discomfort with her goblinness??
Oh, no, wait, it’s just stat changes or resistences. Ah, well.
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“There’s a lot of powder in this room. Fireboy, go back upstairs.”
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Holy shit, those ship models!!

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Why is the Nein engaging in piracy hitting my cringe button so hard? I am Discomfort.
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Ofc Jester’s decided to tattoo a member of the crew they’re pirating to test her new skills. And omg, Matt’s *face* as this NPC about to be tattooed against his will:

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“We’re not murder monsters!”
*Magic Brian voice* I’m zo proud of zem
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“Hi. I have the feeling you’re having a really bad day.”
I love Caduceus and would die for him
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“C’mon, man, don’t make us do this the hard way! We’re trying to be good.”
I love how Beau is both good cop and bad cop simultaneously.
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Taliesin: “Trecorum Satis Dee.”

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“What do you want a tattoo of?”
“Well...this is gonna be stupid.”
I remember someone saying on tumblr that when people say things like “this is stupid”, it usually means that it’s deeply personal, and something they feel vulnerable about.
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“Cousin of the Metagaming Pigeon, the Not There Fairy”
Welp, stealing that for my tabletop game, because I have absolutely done that by mistake before.
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Beau’s tattoo is an all-seeing eye for Molly. I did see art of that, wasn’t sure if it was canonical. I’m glad it is. Also, what did I just say about it clearly being very personal?
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Jester now has The Paintbrush of Infinite Dicks, which is definitely not something Matt will have cause to regret later in the campaign at all.
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“I was born to be a cannoneer,” says Nott, the goblin deathly afraid of all water.
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Fjord: “Caleb? How are you doing [after the piracy]?”
Caleb: Well, this is a matter of survival. If we do not cooperate, she’s going to kill us.”
Welcome to another peek at The Philosophy of Caleb 101
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Caleb: “It’s not what I want to do with my life … but we’re here for you [Fjord] right now.”
I’m still cross at that person who said that Caleb hasn’t changed and grown, as though Caleb putting other people’s needs ahead of himself or Nott’s isn’t A Thing.
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Fjord: “Well, I have some news to share…”
Fjord, I’m so proud of you, bb, telling everyone all about Avantika’s plan without Caleb having to lay a major guilt trip on you first.
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Jester turning around and telling Fjord he should seduce Avantika so as to get information from her is certainly a change of attitude
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Jester: Are you uncomfortable with trying to seduce Avantika? Do you need someone else to—
Beau: I volunteer
Of course you do ๐
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OMG FJORD TALKING TO CALEBBB
Fjord: When I first met you, I thought you were timid. Meek, even. But what you suggested we do about Avantika was very … calculated. Have you ever sacrificed anything to achieve a greater goal?
Are we gonna get into Tool of the Empire Caleb?!?
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Oh nooooo we’re hearing about Caleb’s dad instead :((((
“I think travelling with you has emboldened me some. I was alone for a long time.”
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Fjord: “You don’t miss much, do you?”
What did I say, a few episodes back??
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“The angular chin of the Traveller [protudes] from the cloak.”
I’m sure I’m not alone in imagining Matt’s chin in the shadows of the Traveller’s cloak.
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And that's the end of episode 41.
Liam: I’m going to go find Caduceus [while Fjord is with Avantika]
Caduceus: Heyyyy. Mister Caleb. :)

Me: O H
Caleb: *gives Caduceus Molly’s periapt*
Me: OH NO
Caduceus: “I think the world is shaping you into something important, and I want to make sure you get to where you need to be.”
Me, sobbing uncontrollably: OH NOOOOO
#
“Even when we’re not the best people, I think we’re still moving towards something good and worthwhile.”
I hope Caleb spends a bunch of time with Caduceus, bc I think he needs to hear everything Caduceus is laying out tonight.
#
BEAU PETTING THE OWL I CANNOT

(I found the gif here, guys, I did not make it)
#
“Heyyy, Nott, have you ever kissed a boy?”
oh nooo last week’s “kiss” is going to have been Jester’s first
Meanwhile:

#
Liam: “I’m real smart. In game. Just in game.”
Taliesin: “Lording that rap battle over me.”
aslkjdfsalkjsdlkjsda
#
Orly can use gem-dust tattoos to help the recipient change something about themself. Is this the solution to Nott’s discomfort with her goblinness??
Oh, no, wait, it’s just stat changes or resistences. Ah, well.
#
“There’s a lot of powder in this room. Fireboy, go back upstairs.”
#
Holy shit, those ship models!!

#
Why is the Nein engaging in piracy hitting my cringe button so hard? I am Discomfort.
#
Ofc Jester’s decided to tattoo a member of the crew they’re pirating to test her new skills. And omg, Matt’s *face* as this NPC about to be tattooed against his will:

#
“We’re not murder monsters!”
*Magic Brian voice* I’m zo proud of zem
#
“Hi. I have the feeling you’re having a really bad day.”
I love Caduceus and would die for him
#
“C’mon, man, don’t make us do this the hard way! We’re trying to be good.”
I love how Beau is both good cop and bad cop simultaneously.
#
Taliesin: “Trecorum Satis Dee.”

#
“What do you want a tattoo of?”
“Well...this is gonna be stupid.”
I remember someone saying on tumblr that when people say things like “this is stupid”, it usually means that it’s deeply personal, and something they feel vulnerable about.
#
“Cousin of the Metagaming Pigeon, the Not There Fairy”
Welp, stealing that for my tabletop game, because I have absolutely done that by mistake before.
#
Beau’s tattoo is an all-seeing eye for Molly. I did see art of that, wasn’t sure if it was canonical. I’m glad it is. Also, what did I just say about it clearly being very personal?
#
Jester now has The Paintbrush of Infinite Dicks, which is definitely not something Matt will have cause to regret later in the campaign at all.
#
“I was born to be a cannoneer,” says Nott, the goblin deathly afraid of all water.
#
Fjord: “Caleb? How are you doing [after the piracy]?”
Caleb: Well, this is a matter of survival. If we do not cooperate, she’s going to kill us.”
Welcome to another peek at The Philosophy of Caleb 101
#
Caleb: “It’s not what I want to do with my life … but we’re here for you [Fjord] right now.”
I’m still cross at that person who said that Caleb hasn’t changed and grown, as though Caleb putting other people’s needs ahead of himself or Nott’s isn’t A Thing.
#
Fjord: “Well, I have some news to share…”
Fjord, I’m so proud of you, bb, telling everyone all about Avantika’s plan without Caleb having to lay a major guilt trip on you first.
#
Jester turning around and telling Fjord he should seduce Avantika so as to get information from her is certainly a change of attitude
#
Jester: Are you uncomfortable with trying to seduce Avantika? Do you need someone else to—
Beau: I volunteer
Of course you do ๐
#
OMG FJORD TALKING TO CALEBBB
Fjord: When I first met you, I thought you were timid. Meek, even. But what you suggested we do about Avantika was very … calculated. Have you ever sacrificed anything to achieve a greater goal?
Are we gonna get into Tool of the Empire Caleb?!?
#
Oh nooooo we’re hearing about Caleb’s dad instead :((((
“I think travelling with you has emboldened me some. I was alone for a long time.”
#
Fjord: “You don’t miss much, do you?”
What did I say, a few episodes back??
#
“The angular chin of the Traveller [protudes] from the cloak.”
I’m sure I’m not alone in imagining Matt’s chin in the shadows of the Traveller’s cloak.
#
And that's the end of episode 41.
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Date: 2019-03-13 11:23 pm (UTC)*Magic Brian voice* Iโm zo proud of zem
OMG I can hear that so well xD
I'm also laughing about (&agreeing with) your Caduceus feels. Yep, he's the best.