An open letter to that Check! Please/Teen Wolf crossover fic I’ve begun

DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE START TO GET A PLOT WITH ME

YOU’RE MEANT TO BE THE SILLY FUN FAST THING I WRITE WHILE AVOIDING MY RIVERS OF LONDON FIC

DON’T YOU D A R E

* I was serious when I said that all of my fic is AUs at the moment. AUs and/or crossovers and/or fusion. What is my life, what are my choices.