Just Mid-30s Feels

• Seeing someone who looks five years older than you and realising they’re a year younger (or vice versa)
• When are the “you’ll feel differently once you’ve had kids” remarks going to stop? Surely it must be soon
• “I’m pretty sure I was meant to have a career by now”
• Your wild friend says “I just can’t stay up past 9pm anymore” and they’re being serious
• Not owning a house or a flat bc of your six-smashed-avos-a-day habit